“Dwight: You need to promise to be on your best behavior.
Jim: I promis…ed other people that I’d be on my worst behavior. And I gave them my word so…
Dwight: Don’t make me fire you.
Jim: You can’t fire me, you’re acting manager not office manager, so you have no firing powers.
Dwight: Don’t make me pre-fire you.
Jim: You wouldn’t dare.
Dwight: Watch this, you’re pre-fired! And when I’m promoted, you’ll be full fired.
Jim: *If* you get promoted. And if you haven’t fallen in love with me by then.”—“Dwight K. Schrute, Acting Manager,” The Office (via heiids)